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(Drew)
Good evening and welcome
to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

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'Tonight's performers,
the man who put the wood'

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'in Sherwood, Brad Sherwood.'

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'The illegitimate son of Mike
and Carol, Wayne Brady.'

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'Say it loud, he's bald
and proud, Colin Mochrie.'

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'And the cute Beatle,
Ryan Stiles.'

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And I'm your host Drew Carey.
Come on, let's have some fun.

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Hello, and welcome to
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

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The show where everything
is made up

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and the points don't matter.

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What happens on this show
is all four performers

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are gonna come up here,
appear during the show

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and they're gonna totally
make up and improvise everything

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you're gonna see tonight
based on the suggestions

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from us and the audience.

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And then at the end
of each thing they do

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I'm gonna award them points,
which really don't matter

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'cause at the end of the show,
I'm just gonna pick

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whoever I like the best
to, uh, join me

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'to do some impromptus
at the end of the show.'

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So, uh, ready to get started
and see how it works?

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We are gonna start

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with a game called
Let's Make A Date.

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This is for all our players.

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Ryan, Colin and Wayne,
you're gonna be contestants

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'on a dating-type show
hoping to be picked by Brad'

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'just like we all are.'

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'And, uh'

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each of them has been given
a strange characteristic

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or identity.
They've never seen these
before.

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'Uh, they're, first time
they're
looking inside the
envelopes.'

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'Brad, you're gonna
question them about'

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'their suitability for
dating.
We all know how it works.'

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And, uh, at the end

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you're gonna try to guess
who they are.

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When you're ready, Brad,
go ahead.

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[as a woman]
Bachelor number one

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'I love poetry.'

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'Write me a poem.'

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A woman like you
is so first-rate.

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That's how I equate you
to this beautiful state.

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I'd love to run my hands
through your rich, lush
foliage

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and to be your man
would be my privilege.

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Vote me.

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Ding.

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Bachelor number two

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if I were a damsel in
distress,
how would you rescue me?

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I'd have to think
about it first.

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Hopefully, if your face
was on fire, I'd beat it
out.

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'Uh..'

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- Look deep into my eyes--
- Oh, no, no, no, no.

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Come on. Come on.

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Woo me.

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- What you?
- Woo me.

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Oh. Alright, just once.

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Woo! Woo! Woo!

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Woo! Woo, woo, woo!

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Hmm, you might not win.

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Bachelor number three..

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...I love to get swept away.

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How will you sweep me away?

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Well, first I'd probably..

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...take you down to a beach
in Florida

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where we'd lie on the beach,
look at the stars

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many of which
I've been to before.

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I don't know what..

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[gagging]

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[buzzer]

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Okay, Brad, you wanna
guess, uh, who they are?

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I think, uh, bachelor number one

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'is a politician
running for office.'

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Yeah, he's running
for governor, right.

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I think bachelor number two

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thinks I'm the ugliest woman
on the planet.

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Yeah, he thinks
you're absolutely repulsive.

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And bachelor number three
is either Jim Henson

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'or he's had an alien
coming out of him.'

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Oh, either one would be
correct.
Thank you very much.

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That'll be 100 points to Colin

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for finally telling
the truth about Brad.

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Now we're gonna go on
to a game called, uh

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Film, Theater
And Television Styles.

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This is for Ryan and Colin

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'and, uh, they're gonna
act out a scene'

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and, uh, we here in the
audience, we're gonna give them

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different, uh, film, theater and
television styles to act out in.

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What I need from the audience is
different styles of television--

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- Shakespeare, Shakespeare.
- 'Shakespeare.'

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- Sci-fi.
- Mime.

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Mime doesn't really work good
on a show with microphones.

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- Romantic western.
- One-man show.

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- Horror.
- Western.

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- Musical.
- Disaster, horror, well,
uh..

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One-man show won't work
'cause it's..

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- Porno.
- Porno's a good one,

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Whoever said porno.

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Okay, that's enough.
We can go.

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Uh, okay, your, uh, scene is

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Colin suspects his rival Ryan of

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yeah, that's you, of cheating
in a fly fishing competition.

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And, uh, you're gonna
start out like normal

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'and I'll put in these
different
styles as you get going.'

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[imitates gunshots]

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- Excuse me, I..
- Yes.

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[chuckles]

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I hope you don't think
I'm being forward

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but I think you're cheating.

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I hope you have some proof
to back that up.

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Well, all those fish with
the big holes in their
gullets.

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[buzzer]

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Uh, Western movie.

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That's right, I shot 'em.

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'Cause they were no-good fish.

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That fish was my pa!

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I should have known.
You look like a guppy.

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I didn't know you guppy boys
were back in town.

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Them's fightin' words, stretch.

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[buzzer]

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Disaster.

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My God,
all the water in the pond..

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...it's going. The fish
are just lying on the beach.

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And they're
bursting
into flame.

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And the ground's
starting to shake.

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Meteor!

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There's only one hope.

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- Run from side to side?
- Yes.

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[buzzer]

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Uh, porno.

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I'm all sweaty.

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Yes, you are.

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Let me grab something
I can dry you off with.

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Wow, you're all tense.

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You have very strong hands.
Are you a plumber?

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[imitates sexy music]

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[buzzer]

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Alright, that's plenty.

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That's great. Thank you.

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Very nice.

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A hundred points to Ryan for
making me think of him naked.

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Now we go into a game
called Duet.

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'This is for Brad and Wayne'

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'and they're gonna
be accompanied'

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'by Laura Hall on the piano.'

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Laura Hall.

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They're gonna sing a duet,
anyone here in the audience

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would like a duet
sung about them?

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Anybody.. Hey, right here
in the front row.

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- What's your name? What?
- Alicia.

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Alicia, what do you do
for a living, Alicia?

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- I'm a student.
- A student of what?

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- Music.
- Uh-oh.

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[Drew chuckles]
This I gotta see.

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Alicia, student of music,
meet Brad and Wayne.

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- What instrument do you..
- Hi.

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(Brad)
Back off.

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- What's your main instrument?
- I sing.

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[chuckles]

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Would you like to borrow
some cotton?

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Wow.

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(Drew)
'I'm just kidding around.
They're really good.'

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Uh, Alicia, they're gonna
sing a song to you

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'and they're going to do it
in the style of a swing song'

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sort of a Dean Martin/
Sammy Davis Jr. type of thing.

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[piano music]

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♪ Do do do do ♪

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♪ Shababa do do ba do do ♪

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♪ Now check this man
listen to me ♪

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♪ You and I could make
some groovy harmony ♪

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♪ Because I like that way
your notes they sail ♪

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♪ I'd like to run all
up and down your scale ♪

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♪ Alicia good to meet ya ♪

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♪ Don't you fret ♪
♪ Swing cat swing ♪

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♪ 'Cause when I change your key
you and I will sing a duet ♪

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♪ Ba ba day bay bay bay ♪

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♪ You and me together
in two-part harmony ♪

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♪ I don't care
whether you want to sing ♪

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♪ In the key C or D G baby ♪

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♪ Alicia you see ♪

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♪ I dig you ♪
♪ Ba ba ba dwee dwee dee ♪

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♪ I want to go.. ♪

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[scatting]

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♪ ...on you ♪

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♪ There's no way
no one else compares ♪

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♪ Because I dig your voice
and I dig your hair ♪

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♪ Say it again
I dig your voice ♪

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♪ And I dig your hair ♪♪

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(Drew)
'Thank you.'

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'That was great.'

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Hey, while I work out
the points for that

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we're gonna go to a commercial.
Don't go away.

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We'll be right back
with a lot more

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of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

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Hey, welcome back
to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

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The show where everything's
made up

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and the points don't matter.

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Hey, we have a big score
from the last round.

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If you're watching a TV
that's made in America

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it'll appear right
on the bottom of your screen.

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Now we go on to a game
called Weird Newscasters.

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This is for all four of
you,
Brad, you're gonna be

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anchorman of a news show

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and, uh, Colin, Wayne and Ryan

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'you're gonna be
the co-presenters.'

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And, uh, Colin, you're,
you're gonna play a character.

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You're a kid
showing off in class.

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'Uh, Wayne, you're going
to be doing sports'

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and you're a teenager
who can't believe

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'he's being dumped
by his girlfriend.'

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And, Ryan,
you're the weatherman.

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You're getting younger
and younger.

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So whenever you hear
the music, Brad..

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Whenever you hear the music..

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[music starts]

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Hello and welcome
to the 6:30 news.

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I'm your host Chuck Sirloin.

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Vice President Al Gore
was at a fundraiser today

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where he walked around
in women's lingerie

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for charity purposes.

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People say he looked good
in a pink slip.

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[as a kid]
Look what I'm doing.
Look how, look, I'm
talking.

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Look how fast I'm talking.
Look how fast. Look how..

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Look now how I'm talking.
Look how fast my mouth is
going.

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I can go.. Look, look.
Look how fast it's
going.

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My mouth is going really
fast.
Blah blah blah blah.

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[laughing]

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Well, isn't that refreshing?

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Just a little too much Ritalin.

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Alright, now let's find out
what's going on

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at the sports desk, shall we?

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'Here's Frank "Clam" Chowder.
Frank.'

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What's up?
Umm, today the Buccaneers

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they lose again, but..

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[no audio]

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Dude, what the..

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Because he lost the ball
like I lost you.

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You suck.

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I hate you.

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Yeah, I hate you.
Yeah, broad.

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I feel like the meat
in an incompetent sandwich.

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And, and speaking of weather

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let's find out from Al Nino
what the weekend has in store.

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[as an old man]
Well, thank you, Brad.

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Well, as you can see,
we've got some clouds

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moving in over the weekend.

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[as a middle-aged man]
Hopefully that'll clear up
a little later in the week.

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A little later in the week..

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[as a punk]
Wait, that is so cool
that that's gonna happen.

248
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,159
[as a boy]
I can't believe she kissed me.
Why would she kiss me like
that?

249
00:12:53,179 --> 00:12:56,009
Goo goo, goo goo.

250
00:12:56,029 --> 00:12:58,120
[babbling]

251
00:12:58,139 --> 00:13:00,100
[imitates a toddler crying]

252
00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:11,190
(Brad)
'Well..'

253
00:13:13,129 --> 00:13:16,100
It looks like
the weekend weather report

254
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,289
is just going to be
a gleam in someone's eye.

255
00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:20,220
That's all the time
we have for the 6:30 news.

256
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,279
Stay tuned tonight at 11:00.
Thank you. Goodnight.

257
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,049
You're fired.

258
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,070
That was great. Unfortunately,
that was a non-scoring round.

259
00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:41,279
Now we go on to a game
called Moving People.

260
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,019
In this game, Colin and Ryan,
you're gonna improvise a scene

261
00:13:44,039 --> 00:13:46,149
'but they can't move
unless somebody moves them.'

262
00:13:46,169 --> 00:13:49,059
I need two volunteers
from the audience

263
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:52,070
'to help move Ryan
and Colin around.'

264
00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:53,269
Uh, okay, you two
know each other.

265
00:13:53,289 --> 00:13:55,139
Come here.

266
00:13:55,159 --> 00:13:56,250
Uh, go up
to your favorite
improv-er.

267
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,090
Go up the cutest
one,
really quick.

268
00:13:58,110 --> 00:13:59,179
Hurry, hurry, hurry.

269
00:14:01,179 --> 00:14:02,269
- 'Okay.'
- Oh, God bless you.

270
00:14:02,289 --> 00:14:04,129
(Drew)
'What's your.. I'm sorry.
I forgot to..'

271
00:14:04,149 --> 00:14:05,250
'I forgot to ask your names.
What's your name?'

272
00:14:05,269 --> 00:14:07,100
- Katie.
- Lacey.

273
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,240
[imitates gunshot]

274
00:14:09,259 --> 00:14:11,049
So, Katie and Lacey,
why don't you move

275
00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:12,210
Ryan and Colin
in any old position right
now?

276
00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,250
'They can't move
unless you move them'

277
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,059
'so treat them
like they're mannequins.'

278
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,149
'Totally flexible mannequins.'

279
00:14:17,169 --> 00:14:19,129
'Remember,
we're on network television.'

280
00:14:22,179 --> 00:14:24,120
'Okay, that's a good place
to start right there.'

281
00:14:24,139 --> 00:14:26,000
And remember, during the scene,
they can't move

282
00:14:26,019 --> 00:14:28,200
unless you move them
and, uh, Ryan and Colin..

283
00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:31,220
Colin, you're an outlaw
robbing Ryan's stagecoach.

284
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,250
Just give me a
sec.
My gun's stuck.

285
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,190
That's alright,
I haven't finished

286
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,230
the Pledge of Allegiance yet.

287
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,159
Okay, now
I've got the gun loosened.

288
00:14:42,179 --> 00:14:44,019
I'll just pull it
out of my nose.

289
00:14:44,039 --> 00:14:46,250
- Right.
- First, I'll think about
it.

290
00:14:46,269 --> 00:14:48,100
Don't shoot me.
My arms are in the air.

291
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,100
Don't shoot.

292
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:52,110
And I'm about to pull the gun

293
00:14:52,129 --> 00:14:56,149
out of my nose.

294
00:14:56,169 --> 00:14:58,129
- 'Or maybe somebody is.'
- There we go.

295
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:07,159
Give me all your..
Oh, there you are.

296
00:15:07,179 --> 00:15:10,080
- Give me all your money.
- Alright.

297
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:13,129
You'll want the strongbox.
It's on top of the..

298
00:15:13,149 --> 00:15:15,169
On top of my thigh here.

299
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,129
Look, I'll split
half the money with you

300
00:15:20,149 --> 00:15:23,129
and I won't report it.
That's what I'm saying.

301
00:15:27,179 --> 00:15:30,139
Either that
or we have a draw, my friend.

302
00:15:31,289 --> 00:15:33,279
- Alright, back--
- Back--

303
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,009
- I--
- Back--

304
00:15:36,029 --> 00:15:38,149
- Back to back, ten paces?
- You got it.

305
00:15:38,169 --> 00:15:40,080
- Back to back, my friend.
- Here we go.

306
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,169
Here we go now.

307
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:44,059
Maybe I'll untwist my
legs
to make it easier.

308
00:15:46,169 --> 00:15:49,259
Yes, that's exactly
what we're going to
do.

309
00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:53,049
And I will face
the opposite direction of you.

310
00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:54,169
Hence, back to back.

311
00:15:55,279 --> 00:15:57,279
- I'm doing it now.
- Alright.

312
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,149
Is your gun in your holster?

313
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,129
I hope I pull a gun
faster than this.

314
00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:07,000
Instead of ten,
why don't we make it
three?

315
00:16:07,019 --> 00:16:08,210
Alrighty.

316
00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:11,029
Why don't we just make it one?
Save a lot of time.

317
00:16:11,049 --> 00:16:13,090
- I'm already on two.
- Alright.

318
00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:15,039
- One..
- Two.

319
00:16:15,059 --> 00:16:17,090
This is where
the lightning draw comes
in.

320
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,230
I'm just staying
in the same spot.

321
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,220
I'm going back and forth

322
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,129
just to confuse you.

323
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,159
Bang.

324
00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:27,029
Missed.

325
00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:28,110
- Bang.
- I think..

326
00:16:28,129 --> 00:16:30,250
Oh, that one got me.

327
00:16:30,269 --> 00:16:32,240
Oh, I'm feeling faint.

328
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,139
I think I might fall.

329
00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:37,159
I'd catch you, but I don't think
I'd make it over there in time.

330
00:16:39,019 --> 00:16:41,019
- It's okay. It's a slow
fall.
- Bang, bang.

331
00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:43,070
[buzzer]

332
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,000
(Drew)
Thank you very much.

333
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:54,039
Oh, just think if they knew the
game was called Moving People.

334
00:16:56,179 --> 00:16:59,159
Okay, uh, now we go on to a game
called Scene To Rap.

335
00:16:59,179 --> 00:17:00,210
This is for Brad and Wayne.

336
00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:01,210
They're gonna make up a scene

337
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:04,029
'later joined by Colin and Ryan'

338
00:17:04,049 --> 00:17:06,069
'and, uh, they'll be rapping
the whole tune.'

339
00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:07,269
Now, what I need
from the audience

340
00:17:07,289 --> 00:17:09,190
is an everyday place
where people work.

341
00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:11,069
- Summer camp.
- Bank.

342
00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:13,000
- Restaurant.
- 'Summer camp's good though.'

343
00:17:13,019 --> 00:17:14,160
That was the first one.
Summer camp.

344
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:15,279
Anytime you're ready.

345
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,259
[music starts]

346
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:22,039
♪ Well I'm sittin' in the
sun
I don't know what to do ♪

347
00:17:22,059 --> 00:17:24,190
♪ Gonna get me a paddle
and maybe a canoe ♪

348
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,130
♪ I'm gonna have the day away ♪

349
00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:28,190
♪ But make sure I get
some mosquito spray ♪

350
00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:31,009
♪ I don't wanna get a sunburn ♪

351
00:17:31,029 --> 00:17:32,279
♪ I got something
that I gotta learn ♪

352
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,079
♪ So give me some more
of that SPF ♪

353
00:17:35,099 --> 00:17:37,190
♪ And put it on me right here
my friend Jeff ♪

354
00:17:37,210 --> 00:17:39,180
♪ Listen to me listen to me
Yes oh man ♪

355
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,230
♪ Because this job
is really glad ♪

356
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:44,019
♪ To see me here
at the summer camp ♪

357
00:17:44,039 --> 00:17:46,039
♪ You know you could swim
and jump off the boat ramp ♪

358
00:17:46,059 --> 00:17:48,109
♪ The great thing
about this job you see ♪

359
00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:50,119
♪ Is that you got
this job with me ♪

360
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:52,250
♪ We'll have this job today
and we'll have it manana ♪

361
00:17:52,269 --> 00:17:55,009
♪ Here come the kids
to bust the pinata ♪

362
00:17:59,049 --> 00:18:01,079
♪ Well I'm the new counselor
here to help you ♪

363
00:18:01,099 --> 00:18:03,210
♪ But I'm a little shy
you gotta tell me what to do
♪

364
00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:05,170
♪ Look a little weird
please don't ask ♪

365
00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:09,109
♪ I got a big old knife
and a hockey mask say whoo ♪

366
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,210
♪ It's Jason it's Jason ♪
♪ What what ♪

367
00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:13,200
♪ It's Jason it's Jason ♪

368
00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:16,190
♪ He's a racin'
so we'll be facin' ♪

369
00:18:16,210 --> 00:18:19,000
♪ Run run ♪
♪ Oh no oh no ♪

370
00:18:19,019 --> 00:18:20,269
♪ Someone get a gun ♪

371
00:18:20,289 --> 00:18:23,009
♪ Stand right there
don't have a care ♪

372
00:18:23,029 --> 00:18:25,089
♪ I will save you
I'm Smokey The Bear ♪

373
00:18:25,109 --> 00:18:27,160
♪ Put out that campfire
put it out now ♪

374
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,160
♪ Before I hit you
with a big brown cow ♪

375
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:31,240
♪ I know
that don't make much sense ♪

376
00:18:31,259 --> 00:18:34,009
♪ But I don't care yeah ♪

377
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,019
♪ Listen to me listen to me
my heart's racing ♪

378
00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:38,119
♪ Two camp counselors
there is Jason ♪

379
00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:40,079
♪ I've got kids
and I've got a wife ♪

380
00:18:40,099 --> 00:18:42,130
♪ He's got a hockey mask
and he's got a knife ♪

381
00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:44,250
♪ I'll put out the fire
I did it already ♪

382
00:18:44,269 --> 00:18:47,029
♪ Do something about the guy
with the machete ♪♪

383
00:18:54,119 --> 00:18:56,289
[buzzer]

384
00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:02,190
That was great.
Don't go away.

385
00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:04,150
We'll be back with more
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

386
00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:06,160
Find out who the winner is
right after this.

387
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,200
Hi, welcome back
to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

388
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:17,000
Tonight's winner, Ryan
Stiles.
Ryan stiles is the winner.

389
00:19:20,279 --> 00:19:22,049
Like I said, it has nothing
to do with the points.

390
00:19:22,069 --> 00:19:23,170
It's just 'cause
I like him the most.

391
00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:24,250
And, uh, what we're gonna do
is we're gonna play

392
00:19:24,269 --> 00:19:26,109
a game together called
90-Second Alphabet.

393
00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:27,160
And, uh, we're gonna do a scene

394
00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:29,230
and every sentence we say
has to start

395
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,250
with the very next letter
of the alphabet.

396
00:19:31,269 --> 00:19:33,150
- Starting with what letter?
- G.

397
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:34,210
G. Okay, that's
the first letter I heard.

398
00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:36,089
G and, uh,
Brad, what's our scene?

399
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:37,279
Drew, you're in a restaurant
complaining

400
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,109
to a temperamental waiter
and that will be played by
Ryan.

401
00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:43,049
And how long do we get
for this 90-second
game?

402
00:19:43,069 --> 00:19:44,119
Ninety seconds.

403
00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:46,119
I have a stopwatch
and I will be timing you.

404
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:48,160
Gentlemen, are you ready? Go.

405
00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:50,059
Garcon, garcon

406
00:19:50,079 --> 00:19:51,259
there's a, uh, something
wrong with my food here.

407
00:19:51,279 --> 00:19:53,240
- It's a little cold.
- Ha ha ha.

408
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,269
[in French accent]
I'm not your waiter,
sir.

409
00:19:55,289 --> 00:19:57,130
I thought you told me
you were gonna be..

410
00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:59,240
You said a big thing.
"Hi, I'm gonna be--"

411
00:19:59,259 --> 00:20:02,089
Just because I speak to you
doesn't mean I must serve
you.

412
00:20:04,049 --> 00:20:05,119
Knife, can I have a knife?

413
00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:06,170
Is there any..
Can I have a knife?

414
00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:08,019
Let me get you a knife.

415
00:20:11,059 --> 00:20:13,160
Lucky I was wearing
my knife-proof vest.

416
00:20:15,259 --> 00:20:17,269
Many people have said
that to me before.

417
00:20:17,289 --> 00:20:20,000
Many.

418
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:23,079
Now what are you gonna do
about my meal?

419
00:20:23,099 --> 00:20:24,250
Oh, suddenly
you want a free
meal.

420
00:20:24,269 --> 00:20:26,160
- Is that what you're saying?
- Perhaps.

421
00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:27,240
That's what I'd like.
A free meal, yes.

422
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,160
That would be...a good place
to start.

423
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,279
Que?

424
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,230
Right now, I think you'd
better
get your manager, young man.

425
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,259
Better get your manager
right now.

426
00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:42,180
Super. I will.

427
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,200
[in American accent]
Yes, you had a problem,
sir?

428
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:47,029
Take your time. I've been
waiting here for five minutes.

429
00:20:47,049 --> 00:20:49,130
My food is cold.
The waiters have been nasty--

430
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:50,130
(Brad)
'Thirty seconds.'

431
00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:51,140
Usually I don't come out at all

432
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,049
but he said this is important.

433
00:20:53,069 --> 00:20:54,170
Very good.
I'd like a free meal.

434
00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:56,019
Well, who wouldn't?

435
00:20:58,029 --> 00:20:59,170
Xaviera Hollander
told me to come here

436
00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:01,029
and eat in this restaurant.

437
00:21:01,049 --> 00:21:03,019
Yes, yes, yes,
she comes here quite often.

438
00:21:03,039 --> 00:21:04,170
I've heard from her.

439
00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:06,150
Ziegfried and Roy told me
this was a good place to eat.

440
00:21:06,170 --> 00:21:08,250
Absolutely.
They've all had dinner
here.

441
00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:10,289
Bozo The Clown said
they had the best desserts
here.

442
00:21:11,009 --> 00:21:13,230
- 'Ten seconds.'
- Clowns! We never serve
clowns.

443
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:16,079
Don't you deny it.

444
00:21:16,099 --> 00:21:18,109
Eclair?

445
00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:19,190
Fine, I'm just gonna leave

446
00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:20,210
and I'll take my business
elsewhere.

447
00:21:20,230 --> 00:21:21,250
Good. Bye-bye.

448
00:21:21,269 --> 00:21:23,000
[buzzer]

449
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,230
Thank you very much.

450
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,240
Thank you very much for watching
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

451
00:21:28,259 --> 00:21:30,230
We'll see you next time.
Goodnight.

452
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:33,279
[theme music]